slumberjack party

The event in which all guest at a slumber party are male. Usually when the significant other is out of town and the guys just wann have fun but are at the age where partying all night is just too much.

We were going to go to a stripclub but ended up staying in and having a slumberjack party with the guys. Wine, cigars, football, and blanket forts.

by CherylDactyl December 22, 2015

slumbervert

Person who always falls asleep around others, commonly at parties.

Sleepy Steve is such a slumbervert, he's always falling asleep when we invite him out.

by Omegalith January 6, 2016

Slumbering turtle

A poop that hasn't or won't come out, before it becomes a turtle head.

Keep your fingers out of the booty, there might be a slumbering turtle! #Kanye

by El Guapo Muchacho September 25, 2016

slumberknicker

The act of swallowing your dads cum and then spitting in your moms booty.

What the fuck is slumberknicker? I don’t know, look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by Big brass balls May 24, 2020

slumbercel

meaning someone who loves to sleep so much and is as snug as a bug in a rug 24/7 and always sleepy but also an incel

mmm i love sleep , sleep is so yummy
youre a slumbercel !

by miaowz February 17, 2023

slumbercrust

A playful term used to describe the endearing remnants of sleep that can sometimes be found on the corners of your lips when you wake up in the morning. It's like a tiny, crusty badge of honor that signifies a peaceful slumber and a cozy journey through dreamland. While some may find it slightly amusing or quirky, it serves as a gentle reminder that even in our sleep, we leave a trace of our adventures behind, ready to be wiped away with a smile and a fresh start to the day.

She’s so hot I would lick her slumbercrust.

by G-Starr July 3, 2023

Scumbert Cross

Noun: A foul sandwich made by having a prostitute or other unsavory character shit on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the participant who gets sexual gratification.

Verb: To undertake the production or consumption of a Scumbert Cross.

Where 'Scumbert' is a merging of two words: 'Scummy' and 'Herbert', Herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or sexually deviant individual.

'Nobody knew him that well, but they found out he was a sexual deviant. He'd ask the working girls to give him a Scumbert Cross. And he loved it, too!'

'One night, two old scatters were at home. The woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. Use these, he said. But don't throw them out. She smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.'

by treebag86 September 24, 2013