Single Pringle

A way to say you're single without feeling so bad.

"I'm a Single Pringle," said Bob.

by Pigeon of the Rain November 3, 2019

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

by Andy July 25, 2004

Single white male

/r9k/ permavirgin. May become prison gay out of desperation.

If you don't know what /r9k/ is you're most likely not a Single white male.

Single white males congregate on /r9k/ to bemoan their fate.

by YIKES77 September 19, 2016

Single Pringle

Somebody who is single and proud of it.

P1: I've always been a single pringle.
P2: That's just sad.
P1: I'm glad about it!

by A. Nonnie-Moss October 10, 2011

Single Bullet Theory

Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.

So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.

by MACHone Inc. September 2, 2005

Single individual doobie

To smoke Cannabis in a room full of friends, and not share any.

''Hey you passing that Joint Nigga?!?''

''Nah man, Single individual doobie.''

by Sir Burgess. December 17, 2011

single string meat banjo

Another name for female masterbation!

I walked in on my mom playing the single string meat banjo!

by Denhamj February 21, 2018