From the commercial for "Smirnof Vodka"
Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him
Where the people in the commercial want to get access to this party so pretend they know sergio.. And give ambigious vague descriptions of him
by jess February 22, 2005
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"Oh shit there goes Sergio with the fat ass, let's anally rape him" "Its Fuck Sergio in the Ass Day, lube yourself "
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The act of defecating on your best friends shoes while he is giving you a blow job.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
History of The Sergio:
The Sergio originated in Santa Ana, Ca around 2006 A.D. Every year Sergio would buy very expensive presents for all of his friends on their birthdays. One year Sergio decided to buy his best friends Sirius satellite radio. During this time period Sergio was going through a few financial difficulties. However, this did not stop him from getting his best friend the ultimate gift of Sirius satellite radio. (Side note: Sergio loves shoes, especially Nike Jordans) When Sergio's best friend received his gift he was so excited that he immediately dropped Sergio's pants and gave him a hummer. Right as Sergio was climaxing he noticed his best friend's shoes were right underneath him. So as he orgasmed he dropped a duece right on his friends brand Jordans. The rest is history and today we know this act as THE SERGIO.
-Hey what did you do last night?
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
-Well, it was my best friend's birthday and I got him something nice. So after the party I gave him The Sergio.
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Sérgio - Italian, Spanish, Portuguese.
A human version of sunset. Who gets your attention as soon you look at him like how you look at the sunset. He has this mesmerizing eyes, smile, lips, hair, nose, and eyebrows that will make you fall in love so easily. The way he stares, talk, smile, and sleep you will be captivated like a fireworks show.
Someone who has this name is a kind-hearted person who doesn't want to see hurt someone he loves (even spiders or flies). That sweetest smile he has is the same as his sweetest attitude. When you're with this guy, there are no minutes that you will not get melt and smile. His sense of humor is so good, you will have fun having him around.
Be careful on talking with this guy cause it is a 100% high chance that you will fall in love with him in just seconds. Until your heart decides you can never unlove him anymore.
Sérgio - Italian, Spanish, Portuguese.
A human version of sunset. Who gets your attention as soon you look at him like how you look at the sunset. He has this mesmerizing eyes, smile, lips, hair, nose, and eyebrows that will make you fall in love so easily. The way he stares, talk, smile, and sleep you will be captivated like a fireworks show.
Someone who has this name is a kind-hearted person who doesn't want to see hurt someone he loves (even spiders or flies). That sweetest smile he has is the same as his sweetest attitude. When you're with this guy, there are no minutes that you will not get melt and smile. His sense of humor is so good, you will have fun having him around.
Be careful on talking with this guy cause it is a 100% high chance that you will fall in love with him in just seconds. Until your heart decides you can never unlove him anymore.
I love you Alexandre Sérgio
You are the only sweetest Alexandre I've ever met in my whole life
I wish I could have you Sérgio
You are the only sweetest Alexandre I've ever met in my whole life
I wish I could have you Sérgio
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