YouTube comments section

where a friendly discussion turns to hell

Person 1: that puppy is so cute!
Person 2: ikr
Person 3: I want one like that
Person 4: So do i

a few moments later

Person 1: U GAY KID HITLER IS A NICE GUY
Person 2: NO YOU PIECE OF CRAP HE IS NOT
Person 3: NEIL ARMSTRONG NEVER LANDED ON THE MOON U GAY PIECES OF CRAP

Person 4: YES HE DID U IDIOT
Person 2: 9/11 WAS FAKED STOP LYING

Person 1: WW3 IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Person 4: STFU ALL OF U
Person 3: NO U

Person 1: NO THAT'S FAKE ALIENS ARE IN AREA 51
Person 3: NO THEY ARE NOT
Person 2: TRUMP 2020
Person 4: No trump is gay biden 2020
Person 2: You dare say that biden is so stupid
*Person 1 and 3 left*
Person 4: At least biden isn't a cheeto

Person 4: Trump is a male karen joe is nice
Person 2: Whos joe
Person 4: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: *Proceeds to report Person 4's channel*
Person 2: No u

YouTube comments section in a nutshell

by Owenndjdokokgf December 18, 2020

YouTube Comment Section

The bane of humanity.

Commenter 1 (or Xx_ShadowNinjaDragon9253_xX): FUK U U BLAK FAG U WUNNU NO WHU UR UP AGENTS MY MOTHER TOLD ME I WAS THE BEST BERSON IN TE WIRLD SH SHE RIGHT IM 9 I CAN #REKT U!!!

Commenter 2 (or CoDFaZePvPProBro6793): U WANNA FIGH ME 1V1 ME HEDSHOT ONLY I MLG 360 NUSKUPE UR ASS U FAG DICK!!!

Welcome to the YouTube Comment Section, where hopes and dreams are crushed.

by AreialInferno January 27, 2015

secondary

A term used in forums and image boards to refer to people who get into an anime, video game etc. by secondary means (typically through a sequel or spinoff) and completely ignore the respective originals and source materials , resulting in a skewed understanding of background lore. More often than not being a secondary is very easy to correct but people refuse to do so out of laziness, so they are rightfully shunned. The term is commonly used among touhou and type-moon fans, and by many fans of visual novels with poor or inferior anime adaptations.

Dan is a huge fan of Gundam Unicorn, but hasn't even seen the original Mobile Suit Gundam. He's such a filthy fucking secondary.

by I AM A FAGGOT CUM ON MY CHEST May 18, 2019

secret hater

A really close friend who secretly hates on you or wishes for you to not succeed in anything. This person usually will not show that they are hating on you to anyone and will be perceived as a really good friend to you. They also might try to keep you down or assist in your failures secretively. Or have malicious thoughts of what they could do to make your life miserable.

Mary and Jane, best friends

Mary: (pulls up in her new car outside Janes' house) "I finally got my new car!! Wanna go for a ride!!??"

Jane: "Hell yeah!!!" she shouts in delight. But Jane is really thinking she wishes Mary would get into an accident and ruin her new car. Jane is a secret hater.

by Babygirl83 April 12, 2011

Second Cumming of Christ

This is the catastrophic event of judgement where Jesus reveals that the last res-erection was only a pre-cumming and that only the raunchious will sexperience true salivation.

Yeah the orgy coming up is called the second cumming of christ, I truly cannot wait to attend.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

deyi secondary school

deyi secondary school is an amazing school for you if you want to get detention for being 3 seconds late to school. the toilet on level 1 smells like shit, the moment you enter it you’ll start vomiting profusely. the school has enough money to buy tvs to put in the hall for fuck knows why and the videos they play look like something they made in 2001 (which they probably did), but they apparently don’t have money to get actual tiles for the floor. our classrooms look like rooms that haven’t gone through renovation yet. the floors are full of dirt and cement , one would think this school was built yesterday. the boys for some reason think that they look extremely attractive with mushroom hairs. don’t even get me started on the girls with bangs that look like a bugs feelers. for some reason everyone is obsessed with tiktok , especially the girls who also happen to think that pulling the skirt al the way up to their breasts is a new form of fashion. our band is cool, but 3/4 of the school is in band. all you have to get into band is probably tell the seniors that you like their hair or something.

A: “bro i got into deyi secondary school”

B: “bro that’s not a flex”

by sour power candy August 22, 2021

Second Hand Tunes

The audible pollution emanating from cheap, poorly fitted earbuds, such as the free buds doled out from Apple. Victims of second hand tunes are forced to listen to the distorted treble range of tunes typically in venues where quiet is the social norm (public transit, cafes, libraries).

When Ken and I took our seats on the train, we quickly realized we were the victims of second hand tunes pouring out of Tank's cranium.

by dbader October 10, 2008