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Root scoot boogie

You give her the root, scoot out the door, and boogie to work
Man I was almost late to work tonight, had to do the root scoot boogie.
by gr00gz November 11, 2020
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Gooch scoot boogie (GSB)

Similar to the infamous Arabian goggles. Place testicles over victim's passed out closed eyes, dick on forehead while in the crab-walk position. Scoot the gooch across victim's nose while laughing hysterically, let out a forced wet fart as your asshole passes over victims nose, then boogie on out crab-walking.
You should have seen the look on Jeff's face when he realized that Cody had just done the Gooch scoot boogie (GSB) on him seconds before he came to due to vibrating nostrils, priceless.
by Creamofyoda January 31, 2009
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nicholas pinto lb scoots

The scooter wheel company made by the kid who made $100k at 13, Nicholas Pinto.

(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
Bro, I love Proto wheels but they break mad quick, I got me them nicholas pinto lb scoots wheels now tho. we straight.
by ashantirayu October 17, 2020
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poot-n-scoot

A game played mainly in the southern states in which players intentionally poop themselves and then try and see who can drag their buttocks across the floor and leave the longest skid mark.
Woodrow: "Hey momma after church today, are we gonna play a good ole fashioned game of poot-n-scoot?"

Momma: "Yes Woodrow, let's see if you can beat my 13 foot long skidmark from last week!"

Woodrow: "You better watch out, I'm the best poot-n-scooter this side of the Mississippi!"
by PooterMagee November 27, 2012
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Poke N' Scoot

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion
Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot
by Cheesebender January 23, 2017
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Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
by Filch75 January 17, 2020
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Scoot

Scoot basically means No fakes as if no fake friends
Davon:Yo that kid is so fake don’t talk to him.

Jordan:Don’t worry bro i know he a scoot
by Sc0ot October 17, 2018
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