scissor kick

The most explosive attack ever, excluding Chuck Norris' round house. Used in the movie Talledega Nights. When someone is bending over you pcik one leg up and as you put it down you bring the other one up & over someone's head before hitting them with your leg on the way down.

Shut up chip.

Im'a scissor kick you in the back of the head!

by strue14 November 9, 2007

Scissoring

Something that straight people think lesbians do during sex even though it’s not actually a real thing.

Man: It’s so fucking hot when lesbians are scissoring in porn!

by tall goob May 23, 2018

samurai scissor

is when a lovely lady after a long night of partying takes you back to her place for some funand before you get down to buisness she lays on her back spreads her legs wide and has you take a huge dump in or on her vagina

Last week Klaw got to samurai scissor Shatoya and her vagina has consequently smellled like feces for a week.

by dooooooooostin February 22, 2008

Scissor Kiss

The act of two females having their legs entwined in such a manner that both vaginas rub together, appearing much like two open pair of scissors.

"A scissor kiss party is the natural culmination of any all-girl sleepover."

by CS October 6, 2003

scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.

"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Scissor Block

Variation of Cock Block. When a woman prevents a man from hooking up with another woman. Typically, the predatory lesbian gets to hook up with the hot girl.

"Candice completely scissor blocked Dan on the boat last night!"

by Chilli Dog July 3, 2005

scissorhump

(v) When two women rub va jay jay's, in turn looking like two scissors humping.

Marissa and Angela just went upstairs. I wonder if they are gonna scissorhump or munch rug.

by Two tone cock January 1, 2009