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scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.
Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.
by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007
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scaretheater

scaretheater is a horror youtuber who bassically focuses on weird websites/weird things and other things and if you watch scaretheater at night you will be scared of the dark.scaretheaters real name is eric wise.
hey do you like scaretheater?
by WEBCMWTWER April 24, 2017
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The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
by BlossomG April 3, 2013
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The Sacred Six (Pt 2)

• Jokin’ – A simple comment, statement or question that is generally called by the Caller very quickly, and is usually humorously related.

E.g. Stating to be raised by wolves.
• Testin’ – An act performed with the sole intention to test the Callers character/level of ganjed/calmness/sexuality.
E.g. The Actor may fuck up rotation by purposely taking the joint or handing the joint out of turn to test the “test subjects” calmness/level of ganj. If the subject is chill/unaware enough to disregard the fact that it is THEIR turn, then the subject has passed the test, i.e they are ganjed.
• Shannonin’ – Named after the great cockroach, Shannonin’ is used with the sole purpose to annoy the Caller.
E.g. Continual interruptions of stories, light poking, or constant verbal annoyance.
• Genuswine – When a call has been made, yet the assumed Actor is not performing any of the Sacred Six.
E.g. Saying something that is true, and being mistaken by a Caller to be one of the 5 performable acts.

(NOTE) - This is not a performable act.
*After having smoked 3/5 joints*
Jake - "Bro there's only one jay left"
Nilz - "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh" *whilst pointing*
Jake - *Smiles and points back approvingly*
Nilz - "Hmmm... Occasional Fuckery!!!"
Jake - "Well played you ganjster"

EXAMPLE OF THE SACRED SIX (PT 2)
by The Ganjsters September 29, 2011
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Get Scared

a new rock-punk-screamo band that just got their songs on itunes. their songs include "if only she knew voodoo like i do" "lock the doors" and "you are what you are". nicholas (the singer) is ammmmmaaaazzzzing. he has a surprisingly high-pitched voice. get scared is often compared to escape the fate. get scared is a new band and could use all the support they can get. you can find them on their myspace: myspace.com/getscaredrock or check out their music on youtube.
Person 1: omgg that singer from the band Get Scared is sooooo hawt

Person 2: ummmm hes kind of creepy looking

Person 1: ya.... but his voice is really good and he is a good dancer. which makes him hawt.

Person 2: oh ok i'll check him out
by LushLuver August 14, 2009
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Scared Money

A person who wants to play the game that involved a monitary wager but afraid of losing. This person doesn't have the balls to put their money where their mouth is.
If Cofar wasn't scared money and such a tightwad he would have won won big money in the Fantasy Football league. Scared money makes no money!
by Vitamin Cs July 25, 2019
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nothing is sacred

A phrase commonly used when something respectable is fucked up, or something innocent has been made disgusting.
"Apparently people make porn of the new Sonic movie"
"Damn, nothing is sacred."
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