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emerson scotland

literally the best person in the world. if you don't know one or aren't choosing to be HIS friend your a loser. also if they have a brother he's probably ugly in his opinion but everyone else thinks he's hot.
bro i wish i knew a emerson scotland. he seems cool as.

he is
by dnaltocs nosreme May 16, 2023
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Spotlights

A term in an extensive vocabulary of theatre terms standing in for sexual terms meaning boobs.
I was feeling all over her body, paying special attention to her spotlights and trap door while she played with my actor. This was, of course, before we started running lines.
by SamMacElParker December 7, 2009
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Scotland

A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of.
oo im from scotland an i hate the english and we are the best country in the world.
by fesfe February 25, 2007
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Shotland

A person that can shot alcohol like its water. Hard liquor only, as cheap as you like. Bartons preferred.
That girl was drinking Bartons like she came from Shotland.
by Shotland August 13, 2010
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Scotland

The homeland of the junkies, neds and pedos of the world. It was once voted the most beautiful country in the world (for some reason?). The capital of scotland is Edinburgh.
"Where are you from"
"Im from Scotland"
by Happnin555 October 4, 2018
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Penelope Scotland Disk

Verb. The act of conceiving a child while making a pornographic video. Most common with Kardashians and other untalented celebrities. Can also be abbreviated PSD for short.
John and Sally agreed to make a porno together, however two weeks later Sally missed her period. It was clear that she had Penelope Scotland Disked with John.

Yo man, did you hear about Frank? He PSDed. He doesn't know how he is going to afford the kid either. His penis is so small no one will buy his pornos.
by Shantyshan July 11, 2012
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Swotley

A confident and aloof creature who valiantly tries to live life to the full. He can often be found scutlling around libraries,Gavin,golf courses,lard factories,Ferraries and Gregs. Swotley is renowned for his vast knowledge of pastries and old school music, whos name and achievements have long been forgoten.His large and slugish physique (similar to that off Shrek),glasses and curly womanly hair makes him easy pray,and an optimum structure on which to make jokes.He is and often the butt of crude fat jokes.
Linda:Is it true that Gregs has given Swotley a discount card?

Tor:No that was for ferraries Gregs has banned him from coming into the shop at dinner time becuase he keeps eating all the bakes, especially those steak ones, and then scaring off the customers by enitiating them in boring conversations with his podgy,beady little eyes.

Linda:Seriously

Tor:foe shiz
by Jiggalies April 16, 2005
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