To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.
by tehamahreha February 28, 2009
Get the Sail the porchmug. When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014
Get the Urban Sailmug. Oi mate I jusy joined the Sail Hypixel Guild, it's got lots of active, friendly members and it has decently low requirements, aswell as a decently high level!
by SailorStifi April 14, 2022
Get the Sail Hypixel Guildmug. A nautical term for when sailors boat sails would become wet and droop and become useless.
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
Sometimes used as an insult meaning, useless and/or dumb
by plaauqe lele October 10, 2013
Get the Wet Sailmug. by Snake Lovin’ Gurl January 18, 2018
Get the Sex sailsmug. by TeamCook January 21, 2019
Get the Sail boatingmug. by DoomEngin33r March 31, 2017
Get the clam sailingmug.