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Rusty Sheriff's Badge

by D November 10, 2003
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Rusty Robot

A combination of tripping on robitussin and smoking weed.
Kenneth: What do you wanna do?
Joe: I dunno...get fucked up?
Kenneth: Yea? Wanna rusty robot?
Joe: Shiet~
by Picklebellypooh March 17, 2010
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Rusty Trout

It's when an extrodinaraly old man takes viagra and it gets bigger, but not hard and flops around like a trout, then he slaps a girl in the ass with it.
Phil's dad gave me a rusty trout last night
by Stopher Reinhold September 27, 2006
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Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick turns red.
-Brock Samson
What is a "Rusty Venture" from Operation P.R.O.M.
by natecurrie November 24, 2010
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Rusty Bassoon

While a woman is performing fellatio on a man she makes honking noises and gives him a raspberry at the same time. Both hands should be massaging any and all parts of the man.

If the man farts while the rusty bassoon is being performed, it makes it that much better.
After a symphony concert...

Man: Hey, you played great tonight! Put your good bassoon away, and come back to my place. I uh have a bassoon I want you to blow on. It's a rusty bassoon though...

Woman: Oh OK? So it needs to be cleaned?

Man: Why yes, it does.

Woman: Sounds great!
by rusty bassoon August 30, 2009
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Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".
Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.
by jerkoff April 18, 2005
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Rusty Olive

when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.
That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.

Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.
by tjb2 January 11, 2011
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