grave robbing

The morbid act of looting a recently fired employees office to get all their cool stuff that was left behind. Usually done in a secretive manner after other employees have left the office.

Bob: Where is Mike?
Kevin: He is grave robbing Jack's office... he needs a new monitor and it's not like that jobless ass needs it anymore!!

by Paulo and Miguel May 2, 2006

red robbin eater

the act of giving a female oral sex during her period

while foreplay ..

girl: u wanna eat me out ..
guy: fuck yea baby ..
guy takes off her clothes ..
girl: close your eyes before you take off my pants
guy: anything for you ..
guy starts giving oral sex
guy: what the hell is that?!
girl: oh .. you already made me wet .. keep going my red robbin eater

by LiL jOn 650 October 5, 2005

Coffin Robber

(Noun). In the same vein as a cradle robber except backwards. When a young individual dates someone significantly older.

Damn! That Crystal Harris is such a coffin robber marrying that old-ass man.

by PopcornS May 9, 2011

THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.

"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"

by Charl & Ewan June 23, 2006

Ian Robbins

A stupid, lazy, piece of shit, pussy ass bitch.

Person 1 "Have you seen Ian Robbins today?"
Person 2 "no why"
Person 1 "cause I'm gonna kick his ass for being so fucking stupid"

by Treepuffer September 21, 2012

Robbing Jackie

Post coitus, take off with as much of the bitches shit as you can, undetected. (Works particulary well among African-American males)

I fucked her to sleep, then pulled a Robbing Jackie last night.

by Adam November 5, 2004

crib robber

When, typically a man, tries to date a much younger female.

Tyler: Dude you should go talk to Kara, she's checking you out!
Jacob: No way! I'm a senior and she's a freshman. I ain't no crib robber!

by bowizzle69 September 6, 2008