altar robber

A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.

His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.

by diddyjr January 14, 2007

Poop Robber

There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.

Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."

by Encyclopoopie Buttanica May 14, 2010

robbers

A term used when recieving change with the desire to not recieve low value coins or "coppers"

Dude, spare me the coppers and just give me the robbers

by theholyostritchmongerer May 10, 2011

robber

I would like your name, number, address, and the next time your going out of state, please.

The Burgeler that steals hamburgers at McDonalds is a robber.

by ADANAME February 27, 2017

Robsella

(Verb) to team up with friends at a local drinking establishment and harass a single friend who is at home with his children. A real dick move. To troll.

Joe can't come out tonight, so we are going to "Robsella" him all night, while we are drinking, to amuse ourselves.

by Grumpy Cat Dan December 15, 2018

Robbert cat

He's a cat, named... Robbert! And people go, to the uh, to the store, to BUY things, and see Robbert cat. Because Robbert cat is the best cat. And all of the kittens born from Robbert cat are also named ROBBERT!

Oh my got the store has Robbert cat for sale.

by bacongames462 September 19, 2019

Robbert

A nice ánd hot guy who is kind of a flirt. He is always sweet. He has some hidden talents. Most likely to be a professional fool.

A sweet and hot guy, that's who is Robbert.

by youcantknowmynameduh June 29, 2020