I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

something that is said in response to an idea that is utterly despicable, stupid, boring, retarded, or gross.

Tim: hey fred, would you be interested in coming to my barmitzvah on saturday at 3:00 PM?

fred: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

jack hoff: BRO ISN'T MY GF FINE?

moe lester: i'd rather bone the numa numa guy

by truthness October 7, 2008

i'd rather jack off to pasta.

Express disapproval or malcontent for a proposed idea.

"Dude,you want to go to Ohio?"
"Man, I'd rather jack off to pasta."

by Pooh Bear Busta Nut May 15, 2008

Redheads

sometimes we are angry people but this is a generalisation. ... do people yell down the street at asians. yes! but they are frowned upon and called racist. i ask you what are you if you dis a redhead.... a fucktard or as i like to say fagnut.

Redheads are simply blondes with heart! ... carrot tops are green

by x0x--T--x0x December 30, 2006

Rether

What you say when a very un-attatractive girl walks by.

Joe: So anyways, I was at this party
*Ugly girl walks by*
Joe: RETHER!!

by GeordieR November 13, 2009

Reehee

Short for Retard, but with a more inverse meaning. also used to describe a person with a temporary loss of brain signal.

"You got a 97% on your test? wow! what a reehee!"

"what do you mean you cant remember your name? what, are you a reehee?"

by Devin aka Jack February 7, 2007

Redhef

A redhead who's a heffer

" dude did you just see that redhef

by Tpatt4 November 24, 2011