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Wankers remorse

Apart from the lonely feeling that one may experience after having a wank, there is also another kind of wanker's remorse. This is usually when the subject views some really good porn and especially in compilations. The subject is ready to blow his load, when the porn goes lame. Too late to stop the ejaculation, he is left with wankers remorse, the desire to have had his orgasm during a more intense scene/shot.

Also know as the Post-Porn Depression
He was enjoying the anal sex scene, but when he started coming, the video switched to a tittyfucking scene. If only he had come earlier, he would now not be enduring wankers remorse.
by Jake D Snake January 30, 2010
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Remorseless

pitiless: without mercy or pity; an act of ruthless ferocity
a monster of remorseless cruelty
by fuxjo March 22, 2008
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Sender's Remorse

The emotion experienced when one immediatley regrets sending an Instant Message (IM) Usually in reference to ex-girlfriend/boyfriend or annoying friend. Usually happens when the sender is short on sleep or has succumbed to their emotional instability.
I just sent an Instant Message to an ex-girlfriend in hopes of repairing a friendship, but now I realize that having done so will probably make the situation worse and
by Nick Samuelson April 6, 2005
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flirter's remorse

when, after flirting with another individual while under the influence of an outside substance (alcohol, music, atmosphere, etc), you encounter said individual and regret your previously flirtatious actions; this feeling can be especially strong when "hanging out" was suggesting, and said individual attempts to make a later encounter occur.
Mark: I just saw that girl from the party and she asked for my number so we could go to a movie.
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse
by MerP not MaP January 26, 2009
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Remoras

Johnny Depp's (pet name for) Stans : a parasitic sucker fish that attaches to a host and lives off its feces.
1. Today we learned Johnny Depp calls his fans "remoras" - a type of sucker fish that sucks on ships, sharks and swimmers.

2. Depp, there are remoras behind you.

3. Did you know "relatives" is actually Johnny Depp's code for "remoras"?

4.“Depp would insult his fans… he called them remoras, which are suckerfish that put a hole in a ship and sink it.”
by Unityworld May 24, 2022
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poster's remorse

The regretful feeling one gets after posting a message, comment or UD definition online that cannot be removed.
"I kind of have poster's remorse about calling that guy on youtube a bitch for liking Sum 41 last night, he might not realize I was kidding..."
by your mom's anarchy April 6, 2008
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kebab removal

To ethnicity cleanse Muslims.
I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!
by Solthesun August 10, 2016
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