AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.
by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020
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Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.
by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021
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A situational episode when one must check and release others' works, while also dreaming of succulent fried chicken pieces, which may be in the form of nuggets, pieces, spare-ribs, wings, drumsticks, and/or any combination of the aforementioned.
by Thardman007 February 23, 2023
Get the chicken-release mug.When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.
Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?
Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.
Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.
by tricky175 January 18, 2016
Get the Pre-trip release mug.when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia
oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release
by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023
Get the snatch and release mug.To catch and release is to go after a guy/girl until it becomes apparent that they want you, then, you just drop it, and move on.
"I'm so sick of him already... I think it's time to move on to my next victim."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."
"God, you're always doing that to guys...."
"Yeah man, it's all about the catch and release."
by Alive89 November 24, 2006
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