Rebecca Black

Arguably the worst singer known to mankind. She created the "song" Friday.

Rebecca Black ruined the meaning of "friday" and "partying"

by Karvan1313 April 12, 2011

Rebecca Black

A lyrical genius.

Today i-is Friday, Friday
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
-Rebecca black's great lyrics

by peehead3333333333333 April 4, 2011

Rebecca Black

A person who humans everywhere owe a lot to, thanks to her reminding us of the days of the week, and for addressing the horrible problem that many individuals face when deciding which seat to sit in in the car. Instantly recognisable for a heavily autotuned singing voice that sounds like a chipmunk.

Person 1: "So how did you go in your test?"
Person 2: "It was good, but I didn't know my days of the week."
Person 1: "Dammit, you should have used Rebecca Black!"

by lolfest69 April 14, 2011

Rebecca Black

a reatarded girl with an annoying song. She has a high pitched voice and sucks at singing. She needs, NAY, MUST stop singing

Who's that?

rebecca black
really?
yeah
She sounds horrible!!

by Jelllyyyyooo May 17, 2011

Rebecca Black

Justin Bieber's long lost sister.

Justin Bieber- Baby!!!
Rebecca Black- Friday!!!

Homer Simpson- Doh! You both suck.Big time. Doh!

by GundamGaoo May 8, 2011

Rebecca Black

A talented singer who is the female version of Justin Bieber. Her debut single Friday, which has over 40 million views on Youtube, has propelled her to absolute stardom. She is most famous for her deep and insightful lyrics which have inspired the literary geniuses of many. For example, her profound philosophical vision can be observed through the lyrics "Yesterday is Thursday, today it is Friday... Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards." These lyrics are obviously an exploration of the ephemeral nature of human life, reflecting her inherent existentialist beliefs. However, auto-tune credit must be given to Ark Music Factory. Her friends include the 13 year old boy with a driving license, fat Usher, and the girl in pink dancing (who undoubtedly deserves her own fan base). Deservedly, her inspirational dicta "Which seat can I take?" has made itself a Trending Topic. All in all, Rebecca Black is brilliance itself.

Fred: "Rebecca Black is the new Justin Bieber."

George: "Who's Justin Bieber? Never heard of her. But Rebecca Black sure can rhyme!"

~music in the background: Gotta have my bowl/ Gotta have cereal~

Fred: "(facing an empty auditorium) fuck...."

by mean.queen April 11, 2011

Rebecca Black

A disturbing creature that contributed to 87% of suicides, which coincidentally happened to listen to "Friday" on YouTube prior to their death, in the Month of March 2011.

Did you hear about John?" "Yah, Rebecca Black got him.

by snuggleopagus April 12, 2011