Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

Rear Admiral Down

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.

Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.

by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

rear tunnelalgia

Pain in the butt-hole

Algia= pain
tunnel= hole
rear= butt/ in the back

You are really causing me rear tunnelalgia right now with your constant nagging.

by Jessica Lea Green January 10, 2008

Pink Rear-Loading Beach Bomb

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".

I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.

by A COOMER May 24, 2022

Rear it's ugly head

A commonly misused phrase.

- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.

Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

Rear taco

A person's ass

Did you know that Chris shaves his rear taco?

by LiamtheRed June 19, 2020