Remington

An amazing girl who truly loves for the people she cares about. Even though she doesn't think she's pretty she's the prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She's weird and nerdy but she's AMAZING she is very athletic and artistic.

Wow Remington you can really play ball.

by Nikeballer June 21, 2017

Reading lion

When you read a lot of book

Person 1: "I just finished the Harry Potter book, broh!"
Person 2: "Dayum, you're such a reading lion!"

by Fredrik James February 10, 2021

Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Pulling a Remington

To commit an act of legendary bravery and heroism, once emulated by our great lord and savior, Remington the tard

Guy 1: Dude, I just banged three models, stole a taxi, all while inventing bacon Mac and cheese pie.
Guy 2: You just pulled a massive Remington

Guy 1: Pulling a Remington is too hard for a stupid faggot like me
Guy 2: You are not worthy

by 420BlazeItFaggots333 August 7, 2014

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022