Really Nigga

Someone says somthing stupid

"Oh my God he is diying call 911" the guy calling says "what's the number" Really Nigga whats the number

by ShootEmUp4Dayz March 24, 2016

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by typobeast September 13, 2023

Real DJ

A Real DJ is a professional Disc Jockey that has mastered the art of mixing on turntables. A Real DJ incorporates all styles of mixing, scratching and music blends. A Real DJ will not just sit there and simply push buttons, rather a real DJ will understand that Deejaying is not a sit down job and actively mix , remix and utilize creative mixing techniques to elevate the energy level of any event.

Sad DJ: Aww man this guy's crappy needle keeps skipping and has tracking issues with serato"

Real DJ: "Don't you know Real DJs don't share needles unless they come from a trusted source, LOL"

Sad DJ Connects Ipod to one side of mixer and starts looking through other DJ's laptop asking: "how do I search for songs on here?"

Real DJ 1: "your in a crate you need to, go to ALL MUSIC if you expect to find anything on my computer, besides it's already unplugged from the system, LOL"

Real DJ 2 says to Real DJ 1: "Real DJs don't try and use other DJs song libraries" LOL

by Wheels o Steel September 30, 2009

are you for real?

When someone says something so outrageous that you have to clarify their sanity.

Dude, are you for real? I got an F!

by melovestacoswithapassion January 7, 2011

Real Nigga Mode

A "I swear to God" of sorts for a ghetto resident. A mode of real niggerdom that prevents one from lying.

Urban youth 1-"Hey I heard you fucked Shaunay in the ass"
Urban youth 2- " I did, and it was tight too. Real Nigga Mode."

by Douchebag024 November 22, 2011

Real-Life Cameo

The annoying friend who calls or stops by (unannounced) and is off the phone or out the door in less than two minutes. Has a tendency to do this often and for no purpose.

-'What was that? I thought I heard the phone ring??'

-'You did, it was Greggo pulling the 'real-life cameo' again.'

by Stuvis September 29, 2009

pep rally

WHAT: A pointless event characterized by loud, slutty cheerleaders yelling at you to support your school's team, General insanity, a bunch of jocks acting like assholes yelling to you about how they'll kick the other team's ass when in the end they get their asses handed to them on a silver plate, loud and eardrum-rupturing techno/motivational music

WHEN: Scheduled by the principal or whenever your team has a game

WHY: Motivation(?), To be a complete waste of time

What to do in this situation: Skip/ditch the pep rally entirely, attend and fall asleep, ask to use the facilities and don't return, visit the Christian cult at the back of your school (yes, there's a Christian cult at the back of your school)

Joe: Well fuck me with a yard stick! There's a goddamned pep rally today!!

Chris: WTF?! dude that sucks mega balls!

Joe: Wanna ditch and play Halo?

Chris: Is there a reason I would remain at this gay pep rally?

Joe: Good point :|

by MegadethFan345 December 14, 2010