Racooning

A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.

"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."

by phucvtec January 10, 2005

raccoon dog

Common English name for NYCTEREUCTES PROCYONOIDES, a small nocturnal omnivorous canine that resembles a raccoon. Originally native to Japan (where it's endangered) but is spreading westward like a fungus. It now may be found raiding the trash bins of Prague.

Hey Bubba! Shoot that there raccoon dog! We kin git fifty bucks for the pelt an' them's good eatin' besides!

by Uncle Spunky March 13, 2005

Wet Raccoon

A blow job given by someone with a mouthful of chewing tobacco or dip.

A true redneck girl can give you a wet raccoon, and still know what to spit and what to swallow.

by NL1981 July 10, 2010

Raccoon

Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

by Dan30 July 4, 2012

rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.

Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.

by Dan & Dave October 15, 2008

Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011

Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010