Painting the roof

Ejaculating so hard your semen flies in an upward direction and hits the ceiling.

"Omg Tom. That was so hot. You were painting the roof!"

by AznJapDude June 15, 2015

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Cat on the roof

anything awesome or cool. you can use it however you want. this saying originated in Zwolle, Netherlands as a joke but quickly became popular around the world

Last night's party was cat on the roof!!!

by zwolle October 10, 2009

On the fucking roof

To be very, very happy; ecstatic; overjoyed.

"My girlfriend's arse has healed up, so anal is back on the menu - I'm on the fucking roof!"

by Gordon Morrice January 10, 2008

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

fall off the roof

when a woman starts her period

Jack: Hey man, you get some from Francine last night?
Harold: Nah, man. Jovie had to fall off the roof on Monday so none this week.
Jack: At least she ain't pregnant, yo!

by G. Wells April 14, 2006

Dog on a roof

A surprising comic juxtaposition, often indicating disorder or chaos.

I was traveling in Cuba, and it was totally dog on a roof - buildings falling apart, mule carts facing down buses, and guys going to jail for getting mugged.

by Global domination guy June 10, 2011