rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs

What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family

by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

Rear Entertainment System

A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.

Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.

Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.

Looks at the size of that RES!

And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!

by Cinap April 7, 2009

Rear Jerker

Adj. Something that jerks your rear. Causes your emotions to played with.

Today's episode of General Hospital was a rear jerker!

by Magenmagen April 12, 2019

Rear Admiral Down

Definition:
When anyone gets so distracted by a woman’s behind—especially while she’s walking upstairs—that he loses his footing and falls like he’s been hit in action. A mix of lust, poor timing, and gravity.

Bro, I saw Torres take a full Rear Admiral Down when that chick walked past in heels. Dude didn’t stand a chance.

by Duchess Mischief April 30, 2025

Dire rear

Noun/phrase. A traumatising bowel movement often characterised by a watery stool consistency and difficulty or discomfort in execution. Alternate spelling of 'diarrhoea'.

"I've got a dire rear today; I was in the toilet for an hour and a half"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023

Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

Rear it's ugly head

A commonly misused phrase.

- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.

Bloody hell! Look at the state of Brendan's face. We should definitely rear it's ugly head...

by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020