Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009

by Jessica Lea Green January 10, 2008

When having the sex with a female on a beach, before doing the cum, throw sand in her asshole and shit on her pussy whilst saying in a Matthew McConaughey impression, "BEACH BOMB".
I gave that bitch, Courtney, a pink rear-loading beach bomb for cheating on me and she pepper-sprayed me.
by A COOMER May 24, 2022

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

A commonly misused phrase.
- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.
- Someone so ugly, that at the sight of them, you want to shove their head up their rear-end to prevent you from being sick.
by IndieG-Boy April 18, 2020

When a women usually older than a man's
Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs
Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025

A male or female's entertainment rich rump. Usually well formed, large but not overboard.
Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Can be abbreviated as RES, or just Rear Entertainment.
Wow (he/she) has quite the rear entertainment system.
Looks at the size of that RES!
And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
Looks at the size of that RES!
And I thought my Hummers RES was fly!
by Cinap April 7, 2009
