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Quaran-tine

A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus

Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.
by Glowrae March 22, 2020
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Hey, things are getting bad, looks like we might have to quar up soon.
by randomshortcuts November 9, 2020
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my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
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One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.
I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!
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Quar

The Southern equivalent of a queer. Pronounced - Qw-AR, usually deragatory unless you are actually from the south and are speaking about a homosexual. Also can be used to denote someone who is acting stupid.
Homosexual terms are no longer solely derogatory, our lexicon has changed the meaning to mean anyone, gay or straight that is an idiot, so don't get offended you god damn quar.
by bc1391 June 1, 2010
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My quarantine masturbation routine is smoke dope, jack off, cum, smile, repeat.
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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