Quake

To fuck something up or an epic failure. A case of being un-clutch and also fucking up at the worst time possible.

"Nico misses a layup to win a basketball game at the park then the other team scores and wins"

His friends say, "Nico how the fuck did you quake so hard???"

by Bigdongguy69 September 9, 2018

Devil May Quake

literally just ultrakill

I play Devil May Quake

by Glorp, Destroyer of Worlds July 28, 2024

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by um i don't know bro December 6, 2021

gay quake

When a gay/lesbian person has a mini orgasm ( like an earthquake ) from a hot person

Hannah was looking at gal Gadot and had a gay quake

by Hapinesslives329 May 7, 2019

Ash-quake

The moment during sex when you climax and a can full of cigarette butts topples off the headboard, crashing onto your partner's face like a filthy volcanic eruption.

"Bro, it was all going great until I pulled an Ash-quake. She's not texting back."

by Graham464 May 3, 2025

Quake

Like an earthquake, but without the geo component. Can be used to describe shaking, satisfaction, or dissatisfaction; based on the tone in which it is used. Quake can be used: quake, quakey, quaked, quaking, quakes etc.

“Oh, the fishing conditions today made me quake in my thigh high rubber boots.”

Quake meaning extreme satisfaction towards the fishing conditions today.

by thepriceisright19 April 19, 2019

Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.

When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.

by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019