proximity fuck

To engage in sexual relations with the person who is the nearest geographical distance to you. This usually occurs without regard for self worth.

Although Alan had been making eye contact with the fetching young woman across the bar, he decided to indiscriminately proximity fuck the less attractive, unsavory woman to his immediate right, out of ease.

Following the devastation of Tom's breakup, he went to a bar and proximity fucked the first woman he met.

by SaucyK February 6, 2012

proximity error

When in close proximity to one you care deeply about, or just purely have the raging hots for, you make insanely stupid and inexplicable mistakes.

Lori, I know I really eff'd up our dinner order...but every time I'm near you I suffer major proximity errors! I can't help it...it's what you do to me!

by jfwordsmythe December 12, 2016

Pyro pete

The local neighbourhood arsonist

Did you see pyro Pete last week he burned the whole neighbourhood down. That man is a menace.

by NotTheIdentityThief July 15, 2018

Paroxysm

A paroxysm of something is like a large amount of emotion. Ex- Paroxysm of happiness is a lot of happiness at once.

I am currently engulfed in a paroxysm of depression.

by Marcus Wittenburg February 1, 2019

pyrexia

A woman that will choose somebody else over her children and kick out her husband to be with somebody eles but not divorce them so she can still get her money from him

Your with a pyrexia? Get rid of her fast

by Van der frost February 10, 2020

Proximity alarm

A girl who has been tortured for 2+ years blindfolded who screams whenever she hears the door open.

Watch out dale my proximity alarm might go off if you open my basement door!

by Yæt January 1, 2021

Pyroalchemist

someone who is sexually attracted to people named Julian

wow that guy is such a Pyroalchemist

by cool_man69 June 28, 2023