bitch pucker

The face you make after tasting a nasty alcoholic drink.

“Malibu Coconut Rum makes me bitch pucker every time!”

by Lunch Ladies January 19, 2024

Duck Pucker

Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."

I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.

by Carotid November 1, 2020

Knuckle pucker

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.

Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.

by D-ton218 January 3, 2019

pucker pudding

Shit. Matter that comes from your pucker hole.

"I just walked across my lawn and stepped in a pile of your asshole dog's pucker pudding."

by Tuggernauts July 25, 2020

Pucker Factor Zulu

The highest rating achievable for sphincter puckering during a high stress situation. The puckering may be so tight as to cause sphincter fluttering. Anything above Zulu is the complete loss of sphincter control. A Pucker Factor Zulu (PFZ) situation is commonly found in Near Death Experiences (NDE), although a NDE is not required. Items nearby, such as under garments, pants, seats, sofa cusions, etc., are often damaged during a full blown PFZ event, as the sphincter clamps down like a pitbull on a tire swing.

Dude! That near head on collision reached Pucker Factor Zulu. It was 5 minutes before my butt let go of the seat!

by KSparx September 17, 2024

Wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chode

A rare species of Chode in which the penis head has retracted so much, the sunken shaft puckers up to form a vortex of wrinkles, folds and shrivels around it resembling a raisin.

Emily: did you know that wrinkled puckered-up shriveled raisin chodes are so microscopic you can't use a ruler to measure them but rather have to count the number of shriveled folds?

Persephone: the Raisin Chode my group measured today had 21 wrinkles--a big one!

by Emily's Chode Species 101 May 1, 2025

Pucker

An anus that hasn’t been widened by anal sex. A tight virgin butthole.

“I was walking down the street and I saw Dirk. I heard he has a tight pucker.”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019