prosting

\▪ prô-stiņ\ n : 1: A sticky, white, sweet, creamy substance produced by the male prostate gland which carries the male sperm while it is expelled through the penis during arousal and sexual intercourse.

Nathan produced five children by filling his lovely wife's vulva with his prosting whenever he wasn't enveloping her lovely face with said fluid.

by Giantewok October 22, 2017

prostibate

To masturbe to pictures, fantasies, or just simply ideas of a prostitute.

He prostibated after seeing a hot whore while driving home.

by caz March 18, 2003

prossibly

A combination of possibly and probably...when you just don't know what the fuck fits better.

"Do you think that Brett Favre is the best quarterback of all time?"

"...prossibly"

by timbo2 January 28, 2008

prostidude

A male prostitute who may be bisexual.

That prostidude needs a prostitute.

by Jesse Schaaf March 11, 2007

prosticute

(n.) 1. someone who looks, dresses, or acts like a prostitute, but has some redeeming quality in dress, appearance, or behavior that is incongruent with the traditional definition of the word.
2. someone who resembles, but is somehow classier than a prostitute/whore.
3. Jackie Onassis on VH1's Rock of Love with Bret Michaels
4. The Bachelor/Bachelorette

(adj.)1. something that is almost entirely, but not totally, whorish, trashy, cheap, or otherwise descriptive of the lifestyle, behavior, and/or appearance of a prostitute.

(v.) 1. to act in a way that is nearly, but not completely classified as that of a prostitute.
2. to bring an element of class to an otherwise trashy behavior or situation.

1. "I heard my ex-boyfriend brought the whore he's dating to the party last weekend."

"Well, she wasn't as much a whore as she was a prosticute. She was walking around naked at the party offering guys blow jobs in exchange for a line, but she strutted an orgasmic pair of Christian Louboutin's in the process."

2. "I couldn't totally commit to the party's 'White Trash Bash' theme, so I bought a prosticutish outfit to wear. It's my feeble attempt making trashy classy enough that it's bearable."

3. "Since my conscience is being obstinate and refuses to allow me to be a total whore, I am prosticuting the temptation: I can sleep with whomever I want, as long as they buy me dinner first."

by emilybronte July 22, 2010

Proshipper

The majority of every fandom. They usually are around 20-30 years of age and spend a huge amount of time on social media especially tumblr or twitter. Proshippers enjoy problematic ships (abusive/incestous/pedophilic ships) and are so proud of it that they’ll dedicate everything to those ships, even days or months. Due to this pride, when you tell them that what they’re doing is wrong, they’ll usually play the victim and say stuff like “b-b-but i just wanna have some fun. Pls don’t bully me. I wont harm anyone uwu”. Also they’ll always appear as being very friendly and kind and have a huge amount of friends but beware of their friendly outlook, because actually they are closeted abusers. Bonus: they say that fiction doesn’t affect reality and they’ll never hurt a fly like the creator of Taken said that the movie was based on an irl story of him so people ignore the Albanophobia.

Shipping characters is good. Having fun in fandoms is good. But being a proshipper is never good.

by xxNicolaxx May 26, 2021

prostiboots

Whores wear big ass boots to match their big ass boobs.

Chester Molester: Check out Sunshine in those prostiboots!

The bigger the boots, the bigger the hole.

by William S. Stroker March 26, 2009