Promise Keeper

One who is excessively Evangelical Christian, even to the point of attending a large conference where 50,000 other men praise God, and are brought to tears by the speakers who point out what bad fathers that all of these men are. While most men who attend these conferences claim to achieve a spiritual "high" and recommit their lives to Jesus, according to statistics, most of these men actually return to their hotel rooms and order pornography.

My Dad came back from a Promise Keeper conference claiming to be a different man, but within a few days he was back to his old ways of ignoring his kids and not having sex with his wife.

by Good boy April 30, 2006

iron promise

A hand gun, or a bullet.

"Some hiding spot off underground, an open plot I could climb into;
an iron promise in my mouth."

- Kevin Devine

by KD Fan August 18, 2008

Pepperoni Promise

A promise that you know will not be kept.

Origin: Running into an old friend at the pizza place after the bar and telling them you would call them sometime, knowing that you have no real intention to do so.

That will never happen; it was a pepperoni promise.

by lucreamer February 22, 2010

Penis Promise

When two men wrap they're dicks together and make a promise

Do you penis promise you won't fuck the dog anymore?

by big hairy nutsack 3 August 18, 2019

promise ring

A ring given by a teenaged boy to hide his infidelities

Sally: "You're cheating on me....I know it!!"
John: "Baby, I love you and to prove my love I want you to have this promise ring. Now everyone will know that I love you."
Sally: "Ohh, John!! I love you too. I have to go make this my facebook status, and call my BFF Susie"
John: "Ok baby...call me later."
John: "Hey Susie, its John....she doesn't suspect a thing. I'm on my way...."
Susie: "I can't wait, me so horny...."
Sally: "Susie, guess what? John just gave me a promise ring!!! He loves me, and I was way off about him cheating on me."

by JoNate F December 28, 2007

promise heaven, deliver hell

Mariage holds the promise of heaven but delivers hell.

Before:I can't wait till we get married,and can spend all our time together, I love you so much!
^promise heaven, deliver hell>
After:Leave me alone asshole, no sex!! I only want your paycheck and for you to clean my house.do what I say or I will deliver hell!!!!!

Enough said!

by HOSDOG January 6, 2009

florida promise

a verbal agreement made by a floridian, which is usually not kept.

jon made a florida promise, and did not show up.

by chris artis September 28, 2007