To believe you are very well versed or knowledgable about a subject and in reality know next to nothing about it.
Guy-Yeah i know everything about the Beatles!
Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?
Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest
Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
Other Guy-Oh really? who's your favourite one?
Guy-The black one was definitely the coolest
Other Guy-I see you've got your Professor Bullshit Degree
by Hoboken dude September 21, 2011
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"A computer will not run without a processor"
"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
"Wow, I just upgraded my processor so I can run programs faster!"
by Brian1313 March 28, 2008
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1. (Noun)
Professor Oak.
A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
2. (Verb)
UNC To Professor Oak.
PPS Professor Oaking.
PST Professor Oaked.
PS Professor Oaks.
Background Information:
Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
Trivia:
The movie "Collateral" (Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx) is based upon the life and adventures of Professor Oak.
In the game "DOOM," the main character was modeled after a young Professor Oak (while he was in the United States Space Marines).
Professor Oak.
A rugged, elderly gentleman with gray hair and black eyebrows. Also a sexual tyrannosaurus, and a complete badass.
2. (Verb)
UNC To Professor Oak.
PPS Professor Oaking.
PST Professor Oaked.
PS Professor Oaks.
Background Information:
Professor Oak is a male scientist who studies Pokemon.
It is well-known that Professor Oak is not the slightest bit afraid to give his balls to little children.
Professor Oak sent Ash Kechum on a quest to collect every pokemon and complete a pokedex. Oak specifically kept a pokemon Ash would need to complete the pokedex. This happened mainly because Professor Oak wanted Ash out of the house so he could hook up with Ash's mom.
Professor Oak successfully stopped the JFK assassination from occurring by deflecting the magic bullet with a thrown pokeball. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
At any given time, Professor Oak has SIMULTANEOUS HOES. He frequents the Holiday Inn and participates in many hotel parties.
Trivia:
The movie "Collateral" (Starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx) is based upon the life and adventures of Professor Oak.
In the game "DOOM," the main character was modeled after a young Professor Oak (while he was in the United States Space Marines).
1. (Noun) My dad is such a Professor Oak. He cheats on Mom every day with several bitches whom he cares nothing about. When Mom tries to say something about it he strangles her... and right as she is about to faint he lets go and headbutts her in the forehead.
2. (Verb) Last night, after Lisa got good and wasted, I totally fuckin' Professor Oaked that bitch.
Are you alright?
Yeah... but I don't think the blood stains will ever come out of my shoes.
2. (Verb) Last night, after Lisa got good and wasted, I totally fuckin' Professor Oaked that bitch.
Are you alright?
Yeah... but I don't think the blood stains will ever come out of my shoes.
by Oo_Raab_oO September 30, 2009
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"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
by Burtrum May 13, 2008
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1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out
scientific or psychological conversation.
2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.
3. Not commonly used as a complement.
1 . Usually used as an in-direct dis to someone who breaks out
scientific or psychological conversation.
2. Also can be a dis to someone's appearance.
3. Not commonly used as a complement.
" Ross !? UhM, uh, For Maths I got, 400% ! Ge Gee Geography I got 95,98,92% !! And for English I got 100,100 and a hundred hundreds more!..." (Silence hits the class room and some random dude vaguely raps) Yes Man ! Professors Child !
by -Terriatzi- April 22, 2010
Get the Professors Child mug.In contrast to the rank-and-file "useful idiot" (typically a disposable agitator), a "professional idiot" earns a living satisfying regime objectives. Examples include teachers, scientists, economics, and journalists promoting establishment narratives, and shock jocks and controlled-opposition figures pushing fall-back propaganda (loudly-advertised phony deplatforming pogroms may be instituted against these latter figures with declining levels of interest in order to remind you, the rube, that they exist). The professional idiot is intensely adverse to actual productive work, and invariably gravitates to careers in government and its associated parasitic organizations, or to other roles permitting him to talk for a living.
The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
The difference between a professional idiot and a traitor is that the idiot believes in the bullshit he spouts whereas a traitor is consciously aware of the hidden goals of the entity he supports or receives compensation from. That said, the line differentiating professional idiocy from treason is amorphous, and much apparent "idiocy" is simply a cunning ruse on the part of knowing agents of influence, so much so that, for the clearest picture, the prudent observer will invert Hanlon's Razor to read thus: "Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by malice."
by Bezzle Bedeviled January 12, 2020
Get the professional idiot mug.The phrase "Rack mount professional" , implies in a sarcastic manner, that if a piece of audio equipment is rack mounted into a equipment rack, it must be of pro quality.
Items that are considered to be "rack mount professional" :
Rack mount pyramid amplifiers are awsome.
Rack mount behringer compressors are state of the art...
Rack mount pyramid amplifiers are awsome.
Rack mount behringer compressors are state of the art...
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