Prison

The only place in America where buttrape is legal.

I heard an AB buttraped his prison bitch last night, the guards acted like they saw nothing.

by potato_in_my_anus August 20, 2013

prison

the only rent free,tax free and free food shelter in the world

Im tired of paying taxes i think i will go to prison and get tattoos and watch football instead.

by Donkster June 14, 2008

prison

A taxpayer funded college for criminals.

Prison is supposed to punish criminals, but instead it groups them with their own kind and gives them an ideal place where they can all teach each other to be bigger and better criminals.

by NewClear June 9, 2013

prison soap antique

(n.) A priceless and fragile antique. The term is used by employers of handlers to remind people that if they drop the ming vase or statue, they get fucked. In the rear. Very hard.

This is a prison soap antique; remember what'll happen if you drop it.

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

prison bj

A blowjob given after the recipient of the penis has had his or her front teeth punched out.

My gums still hurt from that prison bj I gave last week.

by Dylan J January 7, 2008

prison blowjob

A blowjob where the giver has no teeth, possibly because they were knocked out in an unfortunate curbing incident.
Usually given inside a government correctional facility, may be either at the state or federal level.

Hey dirtbag, why don't you learn a real skill like giving a prison blowjob

by Jeff Skilling March 2, 2010

prison pie

What you get to eat, if you go to prison.

A hairy pie hole.

Get over here, beotch, and eat you some o' mah prison pie.

(Then the victim whimpers like a bitch curr w/ tears in its eyelids and says, "Yes, master.")

by Assex 776 January 3, 2008