prison

A place of pennance for criminals. The tales of what go on there are more than jokes, they are real.

7% of prison inmates in the USA claimed to have been raped at least once. 4% Become somebody's bitch.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

prisi

prisi pronounced "Pre-C" is the nickname for Priscilla.
Shorter way to say Priscilla.

Hey prisi whats good?

by daniel santos January 8, 2009

prison mustache

The "prison mustache", as popularized by members of the Aryan Brotherhood prison gang is an exaggerated version of the Handlebar Mustache. The ends of the "handlebars" are allowed to grow very thick and bushy. It somewhat resembles a long, thick goatee beard with the point of the chin shaved.

That guy is definitely an ex-con. Look at his prison mustache and his Nazi Low Rider tats.

by sparkhammer November 10, 2010

Ottoman Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that the opponent is trapped, unable to escape.

(See Turkish Prison for a related term.)

(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Haha! You are now in an Ottoman Prison and cannot escape! If this was a Turkish Prison you might be able to get out, but this is an Ottoman Prison. Sorry my friend, you are not going anywhere for awhile ..."

Your opponent: "Damn."

by Crater14 January 23, 2011

Jeep Prison

When a person finds that even with plastic windows and a cloth top they can find no way out of their vehicle, due to confusion, inebriation or fear.

"Maybe he got so drunk he crawled into his car and found himself in a jeep prison."

by Slap Talon Judo September 16, 2011

Prislam

the particular brand of Islam practiced in prisons as well as the tendency of some inmates to convert to Islam while in prison.

We should be less concerned in America about moderate Muslims and more concerned about the radicalizing influence of Prislam.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.

Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.

by Realitea August 10, 2016