PrimaryTyler

While a Tyler is "the most amazing person you will ever meet...", a PrimaryTyler is the complete opposite. To put it succinctly, a PrimaryTyler is the worst. They give you terrible advice you didn't ask for. They serve you coffee cold, despite promising it will be hot. They are the kind of person that talks about how awesome a movie is that ends up being horrible.

A Tyler is someone I wish I could always be friends with, a PrimaryTyler is not. PrimaryJerk.

Friend: Ugh. City Hall was horrible. Why did Jeff say it was great?

You: Jeff's a real goddamn PrimaryTyler. I swear to hell.

Friend: I hate him so much. Let's go play GoldenEye and run around as Oddjob.

by pantsfantastico August 28, 2019

Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.

Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?

by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020

Primarilize

To increase (crease) an object or persons value to be the primary thing of importance.

Caden had to primarilize his homework over hanging out with Joe.

by LeBean James December 7, 2022

Primary pervert

To be the biggest pervert in a friend group.

Don’t act like you’re not the primary pervert when you’re the one who put a sock on there penis

by Fred5395 July 31, 2023

Northcliff Primary School

One of the many ratchet and ghetto schools of South Africa

Justus: My daughter goes to Northcliff Primary School

Debbie: Oh yeah I'm the principal at that ratchet school

by Graciano R December 27, 2021

primarny

an item of fasion brought from primark

i like your trousers, thanks theyre primarny

by Dan1000 July 26, 2009

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003