Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus

Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022

present

get shot, glock

« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »

by alexander grandium April 7, 2023

Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

cannamas present

When your stoner friends give you a bag of ganja for christmas or at least get you high for the hoildays.

Willie Nealson gives the best cannamas presents out for the holidays last year we got a bag of cannabis wraped with a bow. plus he kinda looks like a stoned santa

by zachwarhawk December 2, 2010

miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.

"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."

by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025

fecal presentation

A non-profane way of saying "shit show."

Sally: Wow, Bob's annual presentation was horrible. It had no useful information and his approach was super boring.

Jane: Yeah, it was a total fecal presentation.

by gonzobrains April 22, 2024

presentating

a word that stupid people who don't have lives use instead of the word "presenting" because they don't know shit

me: when is your presentation?

the lil shit: im presentating today, i hope i get an A

by heehee_mj_noises February 25, 2022