presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.

by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006

extend and pretend

A temporary solution to a severe hangover which involves addressing the condition with another round of heavy drinking; this method is not necessarily a cure to a hangover, only a postponment of the enivitable.

Ugggh...I am so f'ing hungover I think I'll extend and pretend and have a few bloody marys and deal with this tomorrow!

by sfdave June 11, 2010

Preheat the oven

When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus

I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!

by Big bangs September 7, 2010

powerpaint presentation

When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.

Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.

It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011

Push Present

A gift that materialistic women have come to expect for willingly carrying a child for 9 months.

"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."

by Tbizzz9582 July 30, 2015

preheat the oven

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.

Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."

by westfalia December 11, 2009