Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021

Alien vs. Predator

When the two fattest, most hideous people you know hook up with each other

I witnessed Alien Vs. Predator when I walked in on Casey and Emily hooking up, and I immediately lost my eyesight and wept myself to sleep. I then contacted my therapist as I contemplated suicide, not being able to get that horrendous image out of my head.

by MitchMartinez333 April 6, 2009

Redditor

A fatass who think their opinion is correct all times

Person1: i like fortnite ngl lol
Person2:me too lol
Fatass redditor:STFU FORTNITE BAD KIDS GAME!!
Person1:stfu redditor

by BrosBros May 18, 2022

Gaybook Predator

A male homosexual who utilizes the popular social network Facebook to make advances on his prey. Prey, in this case, are other members of Facebook that the Predator sees as desirable and available. The Gaybook Predator is characterized as having little concern for the privacy of others, freely making inquiries into the sexual preferences of others in an effort to see who he can hunt. After finding a target, he tends to make pseudo-friendly and vapid responses, to appear approachable, and make the prey feel more intelligent. The Gaybook Predator is consistently bad news.

Note: Definition is not necessarily related to the actual Gaybook.

Clarence: "There's this guy who keeps messaging me on Facebook. He kept asking me if I was guy, but he seems nice. Kind of dopy though"
Tom: "Gaybook Predator! AVOID AVOID AVOID"

by Cyrus0 August 18, 2011

Redditor

Redditor is braindead person who think Own opinion is correct all times. Absolutely, They live in Their parents house. Never got a job, They call "Reddit mod" As a job. Espically, 90% Of them are calling someone "Touch grass", But when they aren't.

Person1:i love fortnite tbh lol
Fatass:SHUT UP!!! FORTNITE IS KIDS GAME YOU ARE STUPID!!!
Person1:stfu redditor

by BrosBros May 18, 2022

redditor

- Someone with no opinions. Reads unfunny memes all day and bugs other people about said unfunny memes. Always have the same opinions as other redditors and vice versa
- Acts like that one annoying kid from The Polar Express, but always denies that they do
- Is not funny.

Redditor: Hey, do you know Reddit? It's really funny dude! It isn't cringe unlike Instagram! I make my meme compilations with the memes there!

Teacher: do your Math test, Kyle.

Redditor: (Ugh, this is totally not a Wholesome Poggers moment.)

by licensedretard January 7, 2021

redditor

a gay retard who has never felt the touch of a woman, somebody who has never touched grass in their life.

“are you a redditor?” “no, i’m not fucking mentally retarded”

by musclemansjar December 7, 2021