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Post-Potter Depression

When a fanboy or fangirl watches the last Harry Potter movie, they are overtaken with severe depression, usually characterized by five stages: denial, pain, anger, depression, and acceptance.

Some anti-depressants to Post-Potter Depression are watching A Very Potter Musical AVPM or A Very Potter Sequel AVPS, rereading the books or rewatching the movies, or curling up in the fetal position, drowning you sorrows with hard liquor, and praying for an acceptance-letter baring owl.

It is quite a tragedy to behold. During this period, and after, Twilight must be no where in the vicinity. The mockingness of the awful acting will send the sufferer into a deeper depression, restarting the cycle anew.
The five stages of Post-Potter Depression

Denial: "No! It's not over! And...and Dumbledore isn't dead! Yes! Neither is Dobby!"

Pain: "Why? Why? Oh cruel J.K Rowling, giving us this gift then yanking it away so quickly!"

Anger: "I'm going to murder Hollywood! Grah! And you too, kitty!" "Meow?" (an innocent cat may die. R.I.P kitty.)

Depression: "I'LL NEVER GET OVER THIS! I'LL BE UNHAPPY FOREVER!!!

Acceptance: "You know, this actually isn't so bad. In fact, I--is that Robert Pattinson?"

(then back to Denial)
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Harry potter (the person)

A boy who saves the world from the dark lord aka voldamort who then later marry his best friends sister,you can identify him bye a lighting scare given to him by the dark lord and messy black hair with green eye like his mothers (he hears this all the time), and round glasses.His parents are dead.
Who is harry potter (the person) ?He is the boy who lived!Messy hair,green eyes,kills the dark lord.Yeah.
by cheriemakesthingsup November 23, 2010
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harry potter scar

a scar on your forehead that hurts when mean people come towards you
*mean person walks over*
me: ahhhhh my harry potter scar is stinging like a bitch
by tom geyton July 31, 2007
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Potterbait

Someone who is not regularly hot, but bears strong resemblance (physical or any other) to a character in the Harry Potter series, thus making them attractive to fans.
Whoa that girl looks exactly like Ginny Weasley. And she's my best friends sister. Such Potterbait!
by Matt Coon August 29, 2007
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Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules

A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.

1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
by TeamHP December 30, 2010
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Potter Fever

Similar symptoms to the epidemic widely known as "Bieber fever" but with a level of maturity and elegance not seen amongst those suffering from "Bieber fever." Strikes most often prior to the release of a new book or movie about or relating to Harry Potter. May leave victims in a euphoric state that will, when it fades, plunge the victim into Post Potter Depression.
Bill: "When the final Harry Potter movie came out, I felt like I had Potter Fever."

Bob: "Careful Bill, Potter Fever and Post Potter Depression often go hand-in-hand."
by TeamPottermore August 17, 2011
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Potarted

Dumder than a potato
Colin LeMaire is potarted!
by Colin Marie September 13, 2018
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