postmalonic

A person who is sexualy atracted to Post Malone

Me: I'm postmalonic.

Someone: But what does that mean
Me: It means that I am only attracted to Post Malone
Someone: Oh, I think I am too

by -Tbh.Idk- March 4, 2021

Possum Day

A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.

We need to get ready for possum day.

Happy Possum Day Jed!

by Squirrel Empress May 6, 2021

Dead Possum Referral

When you refer a time-waster, dreamer or bargain-hunter to a competitor you don't like. From the Australian tradition of throwing the corpse of a dead possum you find in your back yard over the fence into your neighbours back yard.

This crazy woman called me for a quote for her fencing. I suspect it was a dead possum referral from one of our competitors.

by JohnnyJester April 14, 2014

Patio possum

A woman or women who sit on their porch with wine in hand, Pretending they’re dead while people driving/walking by instead of waving.

I Wish those ladies would just wave back instead of acting like a patio possum.

by Teej4real February 28, 2021

Alfie Posthuma

"I'm pya Alfie me like hew like" - Alfie Posthuma 2021

He thinks he is proper solid, he is a right Alfie Posthuma.

by Not Tom ;) July 7, 2021

cart possum

A typically homeless person often found scurrying around at night, often with a shopping cart. They can be seen darting across the street at night, usually in dark clothing, and may hiss when spoken to. They have been reported to "play dead" behind dumpsters and gas stations during the day.

"Yo, slow down!! You almost hit that Cart Possum!"

by FFnytro September 20, 2022

petting the possum

feeling her up or playin with the cat

i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.

by flipp December 14, 2008