Porch Crawl

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.

Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?

by Woods 2 February 12, 2009

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porching

the act of sitting on a porch and talking, possibly devising the master plan. when all else fails, go porching and soon everyone will be content.

"bro whats going on tonight?"
"no idea, but we're porching now."
"straight. i'll be right there."

by tpow10292 January 2, 2010

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parahippocampo

any person you hate that is the size of one or two hippos and is a complete and utter bitch to everyone

damn, she is such a parahippocampo!
bitch
slut
whore

prostitute
hooker

by F.U.C..... BILLY September 30, 2010

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Porharse

Is a word with roots in the "spanglish" language. It's english equivalent is perhaps.

Dude 1 "Hey Guy!" "Are you drinking tonight?"

Dude 2 "Yo no sabes, porharse."

by Desefortunadamente March 13, 2011

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porch gangsta

a person who usually acts tough or hard while hanging out on their porch but as soon as they leave their porch they become soft as a marshmallow and become prone to ass beatings.

look at sean sittin on his porch with his shirt off and his bandanna on, dont worry he is a porch gangsta he only looks tough.

by weeble wobble 504 January 1, 2012

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