poodle bomb

little turd droplets which make the little circular turd marks on the bottom or your shoes

"awhe shit man, my backyard has been poodle bombed"

by turdmasterflex April 7, 2009

Thirsty poodle

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.

Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

Balloon Poodle

When a girl inserts her finger into your arsehole while she J's you off

She balloon Poodle'd me last night so good I thought I was a clown at a kids birthday party

by Martin Aynuss June 23, 2022

Poodle people

The real power behind many an empire.

The poodle girl was the real power behind the ancient empire. Don't underestimate the poodle people or bad things will happen to you.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Poodle people

The people groomed to run shit.

Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.

Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019