pontiac

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac

I just bought a Pontiac throw some D's on it.

by J Remy September 7, 2007

pontafix

Following through after passing wind in the shower

"Boy did u pontafix in my bathroom again?"

by Stax mcmuffin June 26, 2006

Pontiac

1.) A Native American chief who started Pontiac's Rebellion after the Treaty of Paris 1763. He successfully made King George III sign the Proclamation of 1763 which pushed the colonists' land from the Mississippi River back to their initial boundary of the Appalachian Mountains.

2.) A type of car.

That car is so cool! Is that a Pontiac?

by Anonymous Whatever May 23, 2016

Ponts

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts

1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something

by I made up the best word EVER June 17, 2019

Pontus

A code word for a sexual predator, or someone who regularly lies about their age.

I found this cool dude named Beavis the other day. He said he's 17.
Beavis? He told me he was 23.
Damn, guess we ran into a pontus.

by NewNew7777 February 18, 2022

Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

pontus

The definition of a very gay person. It is a person that is more fabulous than everyone around them and has mastered the art of blowjobs.

"Look at how he handles that cock with his mouth, he is such a Pontus!"

by Getoji May 21, 2016