Twitter Police

A person in twitter gatekeeping or harassing users for getting something wrong in a culture, even if its a minor detail of skin color, language, and appearance.

they usually target something like art, content in anime and cartoon, and any content including controversial topics.

Person 1: Did you see that tweet regarding who deleted their art?
Person 2: Yeah, can't believe they got criticized because of a tiny mistake in skin color.
Person 1: Can't believe these Twitter Police gatekeeping any mistake in their culture.
Person 2: These people won't let us have our fun.

by HotgiggityDog January 21, 2022

Unoriginal Police

A person who ruins a good joke by commenting unoriginal even if the joke was original or even if it isn't a joke. And even if the joke was already taken, they will still not move on and start commenting it and ruin funny jokes, even the one's that are improvised by the commenter, or even the one's who doesn't know it was taken.

After a person says this then it will start a chain of people harassing the commenter using phrases like "Attention Seeker", and more.

Comment: Nice video, you should make some more content!
Unoriginal Police: unoriginal
Other Unoriginal Police: imagine copying someones comment for likes, smh

by TheGuyWhoDoesStuffWasTaken December 10, 2020

good police

noun: a term used by law enforcement to positively describe a police officer

John may be sleeping around, but he's good police and that's all that matters on the job.

by FlyByWire15 October 28, 2013

Collegedale Police

A useless police force created to bring in revenue for the city of Collegedale, TN. They tend to abuse their power by bullying the citizens of Collegedale. They don't seem to attempt to stop burglaries or drug trafficking in the area, but will rudely bang on your door at 5 AM to complain about your parking job on your own damn driveway. They have also been known to kill suspects when the situation doesn't call for it. They can charge and get you convicted for anything, because the current judge doesn't seem to care if you are innocent or not.

Joe went 40 in a 35 mph zone and pulled over when he saw a Collegedale police officer behind him. Instead of a warning of a ticket, he got arrested and had his car illegally searched.

Broke Driver: The Collegedale police gave me a $90 ticket for going 90 in a 50, but I can only get up to 60 in my Geo Metro.
Sympathetic Friend: Yup they always add 15-30 mph on a ticket to make you look worse to the Judge so that life is harder for you.

by Proud Tennessean July 18, 2009

Facebook police

A person who has taken it upon themselves to decide what other people should or should not post.

You better not post that in your status, or the Facebook police will criticize you for it.

by sickofit2 March 27, 2011

Police Dispatcher

Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.

Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"

Police Dispatcher: "Where?"

Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"

Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"

Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"

by mdaugh October 27, 2008

word police

A person who takes it upon themselves to correct the grammar of not only their close friends but also causal acquaintances, often at the expense of disregarding surrounding circumstances.

Friend:
"Dude, where was you last night?!? I saw your girl at the club getting all up on some other dude. She totally left with him and his buddy, yelling something about a threesome."

Word Officer:
"Don't you mean, 'where were you last night?'?"

Friend:
"Dude, who are you? The Word Police??"

by Mike Larkin April 30, 2006