duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Poping

The act, normally by a drunk man in a nightclub, of placing one's hand atop a girls head in the style of a blessing.

The person committing the act is ostensibly harmless, its not meant as an aggressive act, and mostly gets laughs, but sometimes its not appreciated.

It originated in Sams Nightclub in Brentwood, Essex.

Q: Did you have a goodnight last night?
A: Yes, Glen was so drunk, he was poping all night.

by Ben Burling January 10, 2009

poping

an act of Catholic paedophillia

'that guy should be locked up! he was full on poping that kid!'

by McLeanCooper May 18, 2010

poofing

to engage in smoking, generally marijuana.

me and my boys were poofing on a fat blunt.

by qbert June 1, 2003

Poping

The act of deifying yourself through persevering the greatest extremes of archaic bureaucracy and being conveniently old.

Benedict XVI is poping.

by Dave 12345 April 29, 2008

poking in the middle

An extension of poke, meaning explicitly to have sex with.

Think about where the organs involved are physically located and you'll understand where it came from.

I'm at work, so no poking in the middle for me.

by Evan B April 3, 2005

bum poking

v.

1. Anal sex, or other anal stimulation of a sexual partner by another. Can include methods such as digital manipulation, oral stimulation, or penetrative sex.

1. That chick is so drunk, she'd let you start bum poking her, man.

2. James gave me a vicious bum poking last night. It hurts so bad to even wipe my pussy after i pee, I really am not looking forward to having to poop.

by Psychokillah_qu'est-_que_c'est February 28, 2011