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plonk

A word used on message boards as a response to some turd, to let them know you've just put them on ignore.
Tom: I hope everyone had a good day today.

Turd: Duh, it's night here.

Tom: *plonk*
by Tom Joe December 27, 2006
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Plonker

Grace!!! You absolute plonker
by Sugaronastick December 16, 2019
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Plunker Dunk

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.
While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!
by shizark May 9, 2011
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Malaysian Plinko

A lewd oral sex act wherein a male participant is receiving oral sex from a person with a tracheal stoma. When climax is reached, the male receiving oral sex ejaculates deep into mouth of the stoma-oral-sex-giver causing the semen to be released from the tracheal stoma, dribbling down the chest of the stoma-oral-sex-giver a la Plinko.

also see Detroit Sidecar
Dude, I totally got a free BJ last night playing Malaysian Plinko. My load dropped right into her belly button to score the free BJ!
by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013
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plink

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The act of plinking, or to plink, is to shoot at objects for fun, like tin cans.

Its different from bullseye, where one shoots small circles on paper targets, and different from the competitive shooting sports such as USPSA which have rules.
With my .22 I plinked at some old soup cans for a couple of hours in the middle of the desert, and left with a large grin!
by GunCat February 12, 2007
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Pluck Fuck

To engage in sexual intercourse while consuming saucy chicken wings.
Sharon and I got kinky last night. We were both starving so we thought we would kill two birds with one stone by pluck fucking.
by AlfredHitchcock April 28, 2010
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fuck de la pluck

when a male and female simultaneously pluck each others pubes out, and place them in a cup between them. The first person to give up has to eat the cup full of pubes.
louise: 'i was playing fuck de la pluck with tom last night.... he won...'
annie: 'ewww pubey!'
by jizzeye August 2, 2010
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