perverpret

When you interpret something that is completely innocent as dirty. A portmanteau of "pervert" and "interpret"

"Woo! A hole in one!"
"That's what she said."
"Ew don't perverpret it."

by Kristyn G January 15, 2009

Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Perversify

To make something more perverted than it was previously. Usually by guys, but it's MUCH cooler when girls perversify themselves.

Her: "Did you put it in yet?"
Him: "That's what she said!"
Her: "You're gross."
Him: "Sorry, I've been trying to perversify my mind lately."
Her: "Me too ;)"

*Major sexfest*

by Appletunes008 May 12, 2010

Perversonality

One’s freaky side, often shown through anonymous blogging of porn on the internet or kinky activities such as BDSM.

‘I’ve known Jim for years, but I have only recently gotten to know his perversonality through Tumblr.’

by Proudwarrior June 12, 2012

Perv

What females call males when they do something sexual to them

aw Yeah, baby girl!

oh You perv!

by Iron Fister December 14, 2017

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Perv patrol

Perv patrol is the act of a senior citizen stalking your closest Walmart for girls or driving around your local cumbys creeping on the local tail..

Boney was out on perv patrol again I ran into him at cumbys ..

by Big daddy domestic November 23, 2021