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The best fucking rapper. He reinvented music. Has like 1000 unreleased songs and the best baby voice.
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I took her home on friday night but couldn't fuck her, it was like i was trying to stab her in the fanny with a playdoh knife.
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Get the playboy philanthropist mug.Kiersten : Shit I should pose for Playboy I really need the money!
Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
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