platonic bridge-salesman

A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.

Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!

by QuacksO March 6, 2017

Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing May 12, 2018

Platonic Pajama Party

An overnight event where two people get into their pajamas chat, drink, watch a movie, etc and do not engage in sexual activities. May involve platonic cuddlinghowever.

I thought there was potential for Netflix and chill, but we only had a platonic pajama party.

by James M Juice December 23, 2019

Platonic Top

The one friend that you or someone else always follows around, they're usually the ones that come up with the plans, handle alot of the problems, and are generally atleast slightly more extroverted than you.

"I can't think of anything to do, I'll ask Richard, he's the platonic top of this friendship so he's most likely got plans for us.

by Azeban September 12, 2020

platonicorn

Portmanteau from "platonic" and "unicorn". A platonicorn is a person involved in a platonic relationship with a couple, such as the three involved persons get along with each other, together or separately.

You're welcome to come over for drinks on Tuesday night, but we'll be hanging out with our platonicorn, so you might feel like a 4th wheel or something.

by skaya September 27, 2020

Platonic

Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.

Jen and Judy's(Dead To Me 2019-) relationship are platonic.

by Jen Harding October 17, 2020