bag piper

1. One who engages in oral sex with a male.
2. One who engages in oral sex with a male while at the same time humming simultaneously

The origins of this word come from Sean and Joe, taken from the original Middle English word bage pipiere. It is said this way because the male anatomy can be compared to a bag pipe.
1. Steve is a fuckin bag piper.
2. Last night I was hanging out with that girl, and she totally bag piped me.
3. She was bag piping so hard last night that she got the "Eye of the Tiger" stuck in my wang.
by pseudonym March 10, 2005
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bag piper

A man who has unwanted sex with his undesirable wife out of duty. ie lays his pipe into a "bag"
Jimmy has to leave the bar early. Fat Marcy called and said he better get home and give her some luvin' or she'll divorce him and take the house. He's such a bag piper.
by wordforger69 February 20, 2010
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Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.
by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019
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Piper Papir

Another word for Penis
also more fun to say than penis
suck my piper papir
insert your piper papir
you better put a condom on your piper papir
by Ematts27 September 21, 2019
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kevin piper

The perfect male specimen. Funny, kind, intelligent, adorable, hard working, handsome and handy; the total package.
Kevin Piper is the one that got away ; I will always regret my decision. But he seems happy , so I am happy for him , although I miss him terribly.
by SadiSappySucker January 05, 2019
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peter piper

shotgunning smoke into a girl's vagina while having a threesome and passing it to your friend who then inhales out the smoke.
donald and I peter pipered that girl last night.
by theHandyman July 14, 2011
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piper alpha

A North Sea (UK) Oil rig that accidentally blew up in 1988.

alternatively, the slang term for a typically massive bong of Middle East origins with at least 4 hoses to entertain the purpose of smoking hashish.
'fire up piper alpha dude'
by Emperor Xist January 28, 2006
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