Douche Pilot

Someone who flies the average level of doucheness to a whole new level at a ground breaking speed.

James:Hey Alex, how have you been?

Alex:I beat my dog this morning, and then I pre-ordered the new season of Jersey Shore. So far it has been a pretty productive day!

James:You are such a douche pilot.

by James Lavine is from Southwick September 22, 2010

viva pinata

a game that is underestimated by people all over the world because of it's "e" rating and rainbow colors. it is a fun game and has a lot of objectives in it whether it is getting all of the pinatas or getiing all the achievements. its also fun to watch a friend play it. go buy it.

man 1: lets play viva pinata

man 2: what are you a fag?

man 1: no, just give it a chance

they play it

man 2: wow, that was awesome, i really want a dragonache when i buy it.

by poomaster12345 October 6, 2008

stuffed piñata

When a girl fills her orifices with several types of candy. Somebody then proceeds to push on her stomach, which forces the candy to come out like a piñata.

"I made Brandy a stuffed piñata last night. I can't believe how fast the candy shot out."

by The stuffed piñata. September 23, 2013

Pelvic Pinochle

Bumpin' uglies, making the beast with two backs... having sex

Played pelvic pinochle? I'm afraid so.

by Opera December 26, 2008

stone temple pilots

A rock quartet from the 90's. Also known as "STP". Comprised of a cool drummer, Eric Kretz, a druggy vocalist/lyricist, Scott Weiland, and two brothers: kick-ass bassist/songwriter Robert DeLeo and one of the best fucking rock guitarists in music history guitarist/songwriter Dean DeLeo.
Thought to be ripping off Pearl Jam when they first appeared on the music scene but after later review are actually way fucking better than Pearl Jam. All their albums rock. Especially their debut "Core", "Purple" and "No.4".

Stone Temple Pilots rocks so much harder than Pearl Jam! Eddie Vedder can suck my nob! His uncontrollably increasing vibrato feels great on my sac.

by PMcG July 9, 2004

Helicopter pilot

A man who has to carry his big balls of steel with a wheel barrow due to the fact that if his engine fails in flight he has one second to react correctly or his aircraft will suddenly fly with the aerodynamic capabilities of a soda machine.

I saw a Helicopter Pilot yesterday at the hardware store getting a larger wheel barrow for his balls because he had to start training students in R22s.

by willabeast7 June 27, 2010

Pilot Talk

The conversations, thoughts and/or ideas you speak about when you are high on marijuana.

Tony: "Man the world's so big ya know, like we're all our own people and shit"
Chris: "What the fuck are you talkin about bro? That's straight pilot talk right there."

by MostDopeDom April 16, 2011