pigeon cow

The sacred and holiest idol known to man, with the head and wings of a pigeon, the body of a cow. The pigeon cow is the big brother of the chicken cow, but unlike the chicken cow who comes out in the cold only to bite you on your ass, the pigeon cow will stubbornly stomp you into the pavement, take your wallet, and bill you child support for the next eighteen years.

It's Saturday night and all the hotties are at the bar, just watch out for the pigeon cow.

by Les Bleuballes December 21, 2004

piano rock

Emotions of music put forth through the instrument known as a piano.

There's two reasons it's called piano rock. It's rock music, on a piano

by IAmMikesHand February 6, 2004

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by .Arrkk July 10, 2022

new jersey pigeon

The act of defecating whilst ejaculating. The pressure put on the prostate by the passing fecal matter squeezes even more seminal juice into the simultaneous ejaculation. This creates a huge load of semen, which may or may not hit the person in the face. Said act is believed to have originated among pigeons from New Jersey. These pigeons had no control of their bowels and often defecated mid ejaculation.

Bob: "Ahh, my eye! My ass!"
Steve: "What's wrong?"
Bob: "I just pulled a new jersey pigeon...big mistake"
Steve: "I told you not to jack off mid-shit"

by MaxPower17325 March 1, 2011

The Pigeon

A sexual technique / practical joke.

For a male to pull his own rod and shoot his load on someone. This male must be stationed by a window ledge, on a bridge, on a tree or basically any height by which innocents may pass. On the point of ejaculation, said male must aim his spray at a passer-by, creating a similar scenario to a pigeon crapping on this passer-by. When the passer-by looks up, instead of finding a snarsy, giggling pigeon, they will instead find a dangling penis and ballsack and potentially an extra drop or two.

*Note* This can also become a couples event. As long as the partner has a steady hand and understands the tempo at which the "shooter" likes to masturbate at.

Passer-by (To self): "awww, not a pigeon crap, on my new Armani suit! I've got an important international business meeting in a minute. (Looking up into the tree he is passing)

Naked tree-man: "You just hit with The Pigeon BITCH!"

Passer-by: "You don't mean to tell me this is semen? Oh SHIT, OH SHIT"

by ThePatientPigeon March 28, 2010

Piano

that instrument asian parents make their kids play

Tommy: Hey Hieu, you wanna come play basketball later.

Hieu: Oh i would love to but i have piano lessons

by ihadtoinsertanamesohereitis June 26, 2008

Pigeon

One who is easily fooled.

Eddie: "I've been selling 10's as 20's all day man, all day!"

Wallace: "Where at bro, to who!?"

Eddie: "Just some pigeon down by the barber shop."

by TedStroke June 11, 2013