pansexual 

A fake sexuality made by kids from tumblr

Person 1: I'm le pansexual xD xD xD
Person 2: Hello my little special snowflake
Person 3: Do you fuck pans xD xD

pansexual by MoBros October 20, 2015

PanSexual 

Sexually attracted to everything . Typically associated with extreme euphoric psychotic breaks with reality driven by extreme delusions of sexual grander..

Rush Limbaugh when he's not on his medication ....

Bill: Hey Jone, the dogs are acting weird again.

Jone: yeah those Pansexual Cowboys just rode into town.

PanSexual by ~Slopysilver~ September 19, 2010

pisexual 

When you think about sex every 3.14 seconds.

My girl is so hot she makes me pisexual.

pisexual by N8.Snow May 7, 2017

pansexuality 

Bisexuality for people who are too cool to call themselves bisexual.

"Bisexuality? That's too mainstream. Pansexuality is for the truly open-minded. You probably don't even know what that means."

pansexuality by G-Dale June 14, 2015

Pansexual 

A made up sexuality coined by Tumblr freaks who thinks there are more than two genders.

Ash: Omg!!!!!~~ I'm pansexual :3
Logan: No Ash, you're bisexual.
Ash: No, bisexual is when you're attracted to TWO genders. I'm attracted to all :)
Logan: Nah. There's no science to back up that claim. Reread your "facts" that you got from Google please.
Also Logan: And hey, before you bring this up, gender is not a spectrum. Don't even dare to bring up the intersex argument.

Ash: ...
Also Ash: *rethinks ze/xir/kooky-wooky's life* ...
Also Ash 2: What has my life come to??!

Pansexual by bigirl101X3 June 14, 2018

pansexual 

when you perform sexual intercourse with pans of all shapes and sizes

I knew I was pansexual when the pan came to me in bed last night

pansexual by a babies goad May 4, 2017

Pansexual 

Not bisexual. Pansexuality is liking girls,boys,non binary and trans people. Pansexuals don’t like other pans.

Hey I’m pansexual
Isn’t that bisexual?
No, you idiot!

Pansexual by ur local pansexual June 12, 2019